Thursday 5 January 2012

Hope for the Short and Bald

More help with self-improvement. I'm baffled by the advert above. 'No appliances, no drugs, no dieting'. So how is it supposed to work? By will power, presumably. I think that if your new year's resolution is to think yourself taller, you may want to consider, is this really a SMART objective?

There's never any doubt about these adverts, is there? The 'Ross System never fails' and apparently Dehydrocholesterol is a 'proven remedy' for hair loss.  And not just proven by anybody - by a 91 year old lady and an 89½ year old man (89½??), who, despite their great ages, have both taken so much trouble over their flowing locks.

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